I love my douchebag. He professes his love for me while shitting on our supposed relationship constantly. I’ve deleted his number (not blocked), hung up on him, cursed him, threaten to find someone else. However the minute the little shit comes down with a cold here I am giving too much of a shit and caring for him. I want to tell him to drink Drano and die, but “I love you too…” comes out. I fucking hate this sick bond.